Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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