So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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