I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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