have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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