At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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