i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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