please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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