You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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