i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
