i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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