So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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