i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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