Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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