So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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