we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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