Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It's never too late to be topless.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Randomize
