I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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