You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize