you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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