i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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