don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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