just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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