who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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