Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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