dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I forget how to act sober
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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