My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Randomize
