sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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