why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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