The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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