nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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