It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This is my gift to your gina
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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