That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
