Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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