We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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