Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
