Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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