She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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