if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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