just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize