Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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