hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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