They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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