You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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