"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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