happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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