I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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