i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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