it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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