The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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