Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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