I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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