You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Alive.
So much puke
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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