I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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