Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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