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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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