Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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