Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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