I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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