halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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